Of deranged and dangerous smugglers:
Customs officials say they seized 343 pounds of sea cucumbers at a San Diego border crossing as smugglers tried to bring the Asian culinary delicacy into the U.S. from Mexico.
God Almighty, is this a great country, or what?
Later: And that’s why we need a fence around the country.
Strange thing was, the two men kept repeating, "Tell Bill that Charlie Trie sent us."